If hiding behind a cushion whilst watching ‘the scary bits’ in films is your thing then trust me when I say this cushion cover is a must have purchase! For the purposes of this review I should state I have named the stunning pheasant Phil.
This item arrived promptly, lovingly packaged by Laura & her team. I knew as soon as I slipped my hand inside the package to touch the cushion cover that this was no ordinary home accessory! The silky smooth velvet fabric caressed my palm bringing instant comfort from the soft silky sensation. The sheen on the fabric reflects the light in a visually pleasing way but drawing the eye to the striking cock pheasant design. The colour quality of this cock bird design & feather pattern is exceptionally rich & true to life. His cheeky realistic stare says ‘well hello ladies, come & check out the new cock on the block’ Even as a 2D image this pheasant print really pops & jumps out at you; I almost reached for my shotgun twice & had to whistle my spaniels to heel after they attempted to ‘flush’ him from the sofa & retrieve to hand! He’s THAT good! The piping sets off the cushion really well & the deep emerald velvet is a soothing contrast to the creamy background on the main panel. The stitching and finishing is of the usual high quality I expect & receive from Hares & Grace. If tactile ASMR is your happy place then invest in this cushion cover; I’ve stroked it so much since my purchase that Phil the Pheasant is reporting me to HR for inappropriate touching :))
In the following situations, this cushion cover will be the first thing you reach for:
Boyfriend dumped you? Grab that comfort cushion!
Need a Power Nap? Sweet slumber cushion please report to me in the bedroom! Menstrual cramps? Phil The Pheasant cushion got you sister!
Terrifying horror film? Hide behind this velvety baby & even Jason Voorhees be dropping his machete to cosy up on the sofa with this cuddly companion!
Knife-wielding ninja assassin enters the lounge attempting a professional hit on you? Phil the pheasant cushion is your first line of defence taking the impact of any assault like a fabric fuelled Kevin Costner throwing himself in front of Whitney Houston in penultimate scenes in The Bodyguard!
Engaging in a fun filled pillow fight with a sibling? This cushion will swoop in like a high bird taking flight over a driven shoot raining velvety blows on your opponent that say ‘ I love you bro but don’t cluck with me!’ Teenagers if your parents are nagging you about your attitude or life choices then persuade them to buy two covers for a exceptional ear muffling experience utilising one either side of your head to block out that Gen X lecture!
And last but not least…this cushion cover is not just a decorative item but fully functional with a variety of uses to enhance your love life.
For any men considering this item as a purchase let me just say that any classy woman would frankly be blessed to be handed this beauty to kneel on whilst taking care of business ;) and if things get a little more heated & she needs something to bite on then ditch the duck feather pillows because Phil the Pheasant is gonna up his Game & take one for the team ;)
This cushion would muffle even the excessive orgasmic cries of Meg Ryan in ‘When Harry Met Sally’ but when it comes to investing your hard earned pennies in some superior quality soft furnishings from Hares & Grace the only answer to the question in your mind ‘should I buy this item?’ Is Yeeesss! Yeeeesss! Yeeesssss! And when your friends come over to visit I’ll guarantee they’ll be saying ‘I’ll have what she’s having’
You know what to do, add to cart! ;)
